I convert caffeine into web applications. Not a ninja, nor a rockstar. Terribly sorry to disappoint. I know various acronymically named technologies, and design patterns make me happy. SOLID PHP, ZF1, ZF2, Laravel, Slim, Composer MySQL, Redis, InfiniDB, Mongo JS, jQuery, Ember, Backbone, Grunt, Handlebars, RequireJS CI - Jenkins Full-time developer. Unofficial part-time barista.